February 19, 2008

  • *MC*

    NEW MARIAH SINGLE!  Mimi's back and so are her sumptuous voice and luscious lumps.  Her new single is called "Touch My Body" (shocker), and it is hot!  Listen HERE.  Her voice is lotion...it's SO lotion.   And the best part.... there's no dangerous hiphop jibberish interlude during the song!  But that doesn't mean there won't be an Old Dirty Bastard remix later on (oh he died?), or a TI remix (oh he was arrested?), or Missy Elliot remix (oh in Switzerland getting her adam's apple shaved down?).  Well, there's always Da Brat (oh, adam's apple too?).  Chris Brown (busy tapping Rihanna's ass).  Foxy Brown (arrested?).  Jay Z (ditto the Chris Brown thing).  L'il Kim (Foxy Brown's cellmate?)  Tupac?  (oh).


    Well then, it's JUSTMARIAH then.  Let's keep it that way ok?


    Mariah


    (btw, Please spare me your "I don't like the song" comments.  If that's all you have to say, then go back to humming Colbie Calliet's "Bubbly", ok lame-ass?)

Comments (3)

  • I'm more than fine with that, but what's with the pic of her hiding her bump? It's almost as bad as actresses on TV hiding behind sofas and carrying pillows just to do the same.

    An online friend and I just swore to each other that we wouldn't mention Colbie ever again.

  • starts in my toes and it crinkles my nose....(I'm beginning to cringe too)

    hiding a babybump is so J.LoAguilera. Not Mariah...her bumps are further north and come in a pair and are lovingly called, her Mimi's.

  • I HATE that stupid colbie song. Thank the lord.

    I have to admit TMB had to grow on me.... I was underwhelmed upon first listen... but (literally) 95 plays later, I am totally feeling it. I still don't like the "I will hunt you down..." line, even though it happens to be everyone's favorite. I just don't like how it breaks up the flow :P

    I can't wait to hear the remixes AND THE ALBUM WHAT

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