June 3, 2008
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*BBQUEER*
Another past due/delinquent entry from Memorial weekend. My NJ gays had us all over for a Secaucus backyard BBQueer. The weather was sublimely pre-summer and the bbq was sublimely pre-ttydamngood.
Herb Ritts himself couldn't have taken a better picture. The lighting, the composition, my glowing skin....nice job, bubbyMichael!
Bennifer (wo)man'ed the grill and did a fine job of feeding and over-feeding, like a good chinese mom. Racks of ribs, chicken breast, wings, sausages, hot dogs, burgers, all getting his special Benny Crocker (spice)rub down.
Gary & Michael. me & hubbles. I love that Nestle's Quick T-shirt. I drank 8 Nestle's Quiks for the proofs of purchase and $1.99 S/H for that shirt. I have one too. So I drank 16.
BBQ and beer? as if. We're gay. BBQ and Riesling, bitches!
The whiteys to the left, to the left. The yellowys to the right, or in fobspeak, to the light. Aaron was so startled by Bennifer's ginormous floating head, he almost punched it. Me posing with a glass of wine...i know...SO 5 years ago! Later on, the BBQ actually did turn violent when Keith threw a wiffle ball at Bennifer, shattering the wine glass Bennifer was holding. When Naomi Keithcampbell attacks, watch out.
So after monstrous eating, we fats tried to get Wii FIT! It was my first time playing and I scored a Fit age of 49. In my defense, I was quite drunk and bloated, and forced to balance, jog, hula-hoop, and yoga. I was a downward-dog pose away from vomiting and then passing out on the living room floor.
My tree pose was overall, not bad. While doing this, someone said "where's the camera??", and in this position, I reached into my left pocket and pulled out the cam and handed it to P.diddy to capture these humiliating shots (protruding tummy, flat ass, shiny face, pale underarms). But not humiliating enough to throw a Biitchy Fit.
Comments (13)
have long forgotten the warmth from sunshine and grills during those bbq weekends already. scottish weather has been so annoying this year.
lol, sounds like a fun party!
"The whiteys to the left, to the left. The yellowys to the right..." HAHAHA And only 1 picture of the food, this is so unlike you.
now i know what the gay guys drink. love riesling! i scored a wii fit age of 42 if thatmakes you feel better, and i was totally sober and trying my hardest to do those silly balancing games. am hooked on it now though. the ski games are addictive!!
Wii Yoga? Really?
@ElusiveWords - Yeah, only one picture of food. It must not have turned out very well. =P
I scored a WII age of 32 ! Not bad actually being 46 - the BBQ was GREAT, lots of wine & way to much food. Just the right amount of close friends - couldn't have gotten any better !
you're all comedians...I love it! BBQ is a 2-hands-eating activity. Greasy hands and cameras don't mix. The food wins everytime!
Dear, had Herb Ritts been the photographer, there would have been a little cropping done to that photo! Moving' on! Dear, you get drunk way too often lately! I am getting worried! The food looks yum, dear. Bennifer did a fobulous job! The Wii Fit is evil. We have one and I look like a fool doing it. Wait til I post the youtube videos of it!
dear, no one kakillz like you. Whore. And about your Wiihoroy Fit....I best catch that flick on youtube (yooouuutuuuube).
You all looked so happy. Wow BBQ, that's my favorite.
Can you share your ribs marinade? Please!!!
wings and white win. HOLLA!
I smell sausage!
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