July 2, 2008
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*POOL DAY*
Last weekend a group of gays (different from my usual NJ crew) invited us to hang out at their Long Island weekend home. I know....weekend home....what the frakk? The friend, gaysian Darwin, who invited us went from lowly weekend ho to uppity weekend home, and was kind enough to have us enjoy their awesome pool and bbq.
The pool is massive in an even more massive private backyard.
The shallow end -- the end that shallow gays stay on. Beyond the pool, beyond the fence....it's all part of their property. Sick!
The pool was HEATED to a heavenly 84 degrees! The air temp was about the same. I was in the water for like 3 hours, only coming up to fetch my watermelon rum slushy.
The house is amazing too. We BBQ'd and ate outside on the steps. They don't have outdoor furniture yet.
Grilled chicken in a sweet mildly spicy marinade. Grilled salmon skewers.
Veg skewers. The onions were ridiculously sweet and scrumptious. I smeared the onions in the kalbi-beef marinade.
Darwin & Bruce, our gracious hosts. They barely hung out at the pool with us....so busy preparing the meal and scuttling around.
The girls. Me, Darwin, Jhonson, Jonathan. Just focus on my beauty folks. Breathe. FO-CUS.
I had a lot of fun with this crew...a nice blend of bitchy and laid back. Our conversation flowed from Madonna to Mariah to roller coasters, and our rapport was great. It was a nice change of pace from our usual weekends.
bubby halts the papparazzo. I wanted to document his swanky new lumberjack beard. It's orange & white, like an orange tabby cat!
Trying once again to get the hubbs in the water. My attempt was pitifully futile. I used every bit of strength to pull while he yawned and sipped his Corona.
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Dear, let me break it down for you a little. Like all other gay parties you attend, you are: more beautiful than everyone, more skinny than everyone, better skin than everyone, best dressed (mostly)over everyone, best smile, and most capable of holding a conversation without any ESL'ing. FAGGIN DUH! Let's move on......
who are you and what have you done to wehoroy???
Wow... a weekend place? Very nice! Sigh...
I wish I have rich friends like that! I have to admit, you are the most beautiful of them all!
Wow! Weekend place ... with a pool. NICE!
@stevew918 - awww shucks....thanks for pointing out THE OBVIOUS. Hahaha (sorry, I couldn't resist).
What a beautiful property! Lucky devil.
Oh, forgot to mention that the salmon skewers look great, too.
heavens; more gay friends?! ... we can count on one hand ours. We need to get your hubby some 'tan in a can' or a pill to give him that natural tan all over look
@appscrap bubby was born this way...he hides from the sun like any good vampire. the good thing is that he wont end up as some leather skinned lizard in Palm Beach thinking he can still attract the cuties. the bad thing is that when the lights go out, well, with him around, they can never go out, can they?
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